I’m a liar.
I lie to people every day when I apply my mascara to make my lashes longer and thicker than they really are.
Me and L’Oréal? Secret sisters in a plot to deceive people who could care not one iota about the hair on my eyelids, especially their length and girth.
But I do.
Universally, long, lush lashes are deemed youthful and sexy. And who doesn’t want that?